Are you into advice columns? I never was until I came upon Dear Sugar's column at therumpus.net, an online literary community headed up by Stephen Elliot of The Adderall Diaries. She made the phrase, "Write like a motherfucker" take on a whole new life. She is a diva, a goddess, a mother, a sister, a friend, the voice you need to give it to you straight in a loving way. She's, in short, incredibly good at what she does, and she has quite the loyal following. Every Thursday, she releases a new column and I usually taking something profound away. I would like to write like a motherfucker and get that mug too.