What was I thinking? Don't buy a donut from Starbucks. Even if it's 80 cents, which it's not. It's $1.95. And it sucks. It's cold and smells like crisco and refuses to melt in your mouth so you have to chew at it while you use your imagination. Even if it's staring at you through the shiny glass case, asking you to eat it with your Americano, and you know there's nothing else for miles outside your corporate park, just don't. Donuts need to be done right.